Wal-Mart Diagnosis

One day, in line at a company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It

takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars… a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-mart. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample.

He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

Thank you for shopping at Wal-mart.

That afternoon, while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

When he got home, he mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,
urine samples from his wife and daughter and his own sperm sample for good measure, and hurried to Wal-mart before it closed, eager to check the results.

He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and awaited the results.

The computer lights up, and ten seconds later prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener kit. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4 Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Thank you for shopping at Wal-mart.

I hope you enjoyed this joke I thought it was a good one 🙂


15 thoughts on “Wal-Mart Diagnosis

  1. HI all,I thought it was funny too and if you know Wal-Mart like we do here in USA .. it's possible to have this happen.. THEY HAVE IT ALL LOLthanks for enjoying and commenting Elke are you still laughing? 🙂 LoveFatimah

  2. HI Steven,Yes good ole Wally… thank you for always comeing for a visit..I am happy you are not in the rain belt.. you would not be working so much 😦 have a restful eveningFatimah

  3. Hi Eve,oh yes, I know Wal-Mart in the US and, believe it or not: we have a few Wal-Mart stores in Germany. But the nearest store is far away (200 km from our home). Maybe I will let check my health by my next visit there :DLoveElke

  4. HI Elke.I had a feeling Wal-Mart was in Germany Iknow they are in China now.Thanks for the early am smiles 🙂 thats to far to drive for wally world LolloveFatimah

  5. Hey Dave,Happy to present you with something you have not seen before.. I got a kick out of it too 🙂 thanks again for the 😀

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