A Blondes Review of 2006

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..Helllloooo!!! …..bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March- Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….box said "2-4 years!"

April – Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out!!!

May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June – Tried to go water skiing…..couldn't find a lake with a slope

July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August – Got locked out of my car in rain storm…..car swamped because soft-top was open.

September – The capital of California is "C"…..isn't it???

October – Hate M &M's…..they are so hard to peel!

November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December – Couldn't call 911….."duh"…..there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!


8 thoughts on “A Blondes Review of 2006

  1. I was giving the blonde jokes a rest so I wouldn't seem too offensive.This one was waiting in the wings. I'm glad you posted it, seems to go over better coming from one.:doh:

  2. LOL Dave,I do blonde jokes from time to time I do love them so muchhowever this one is very special I never seen a year in review before :DBlondie Fati

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